Barack Rocks US!!

NOT YOUR EVERYDAY PRESIDENTIAL QUESTIONS

  It was said about this President that his wife was born mature, but he "remained about 7 years old".  

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In the middle of a meeting at the White House, this President would often call for a swimming break and everyone present would go to the swimming pool where the President would swim in his birthday suit --- and he would expect everyone else to do so also.

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This President would bark like a seal for 2 minutes to prepare for speeches.  (This was an exercise given to him by his drama coach) 

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In the (Don't (Don't try this at home) This President had very good table manners except when his family had watermelon, and they would have "seed wars" by throwing and spitting seeds at each other!

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(Don't do this at home either) This President made little time for family or fun (always make time for family and fun) and described himself as "obnoxious and unpopular".  Another leader described him as "absolutely out of his senses".

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This President would bath his feet daily in icy cold water because he believed this prevented colds.

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This President weighed just 100 pounds and his friends said he was "no bigger than a half piece of soap" and his enemies called him "little pygmy".

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bad 

(Please don't super size that Mr. President) This President's enemies called him "his rotundity" and even his wife called him "so very fat". 

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This President was not at all organized.  He would often stash documents in his hat.  He had a sign in his office that said "when you can't find it anywhere else, look in this".

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("Happy Halloween") Upon retirement this president said he was going to "raise big pumpkins".

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This President loved being the center of attention so much that he said he wanted to be "the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral". 

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This President was not politically correct (he did not view all people as equal and joined the KKK) and he gambled away some of the White House china during a poker game. 

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"This President called his wife "The Boss"

This President offered his grandson $100 to cut his long hair.  The grandson did cut his hair, but the President did not pay up because he still thought the grandson's hair was too long. 

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herself 

This President, who could have benefited by going to finishing school, burped loud whenever he felt like it, and enjoyed scaring guests who visited  his Texas ranch by taking them around the ranch and driving 90 miles per hour.

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This President would stop whatever he was doing most days and devote "children's hour to my six blessed bunnies" (children). (sounds like he would make a great parent!) 

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First Lady said 

This President had electric lights installed in the White House, but was afraid of getting a shock so did not turn the lights off.

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This President was the first to tour the country and to not wear a wig. 

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I wish he 

During the first 35 years of their marriage, this President and the First Lady moved 35 times! (what will the neighbors think?)

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This President went ahead with an hour long speech after being shot in the chest.  After the speech he went to the hospital. 

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out of political 

This President did not trust banks, so he kept his money hidden in various places around his house. 

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life" 

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Which President, when he was 68 years old on his cold and rainy inauguration day rode in a parade on horseback for 2 hours, not dressed warm enough, and died from a pneumonia 32days later? (Should have listened to his Mom, and never gone out without a coat) 

Which President became blind in one eye after a boxing accident?

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This President's childhood nickname was "Fatty McGee McGraw".

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The first section of the newspaper this President would read each day was the comics. 

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said "I do have definite 

While in college this President described himself as "the nuttiest of the nutty.  I don't smoke, drink very little, swears less, and am as crazy as ever.  I still think an awful lot of my mother". 

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When a prehistoric  Mummy was discovered, this President joked "that's a good looking Mummy.  If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out." 

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President that his 

One Christmas this future President had no money, and had to pawn his watch for $22 so that he could buy presents for his friends and family.

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wife was born mature, but 

This President was offered contracts with 2 professional football teams and later, as a model appeared on the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine.

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he "remained about 7 years 

This President once gave a speech where the entire speech was "I rise only to say I do not intent to say anything" 

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This President 

This This President lost 30 pounds while in office even though high caloric fattening Southern food was the official White House cuisine:  grits for breakfast, peanut soup, lentil and franks soup, country ham with gravy and peanut brittle.  

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This President had his clothes designed with a shirt collar style so his head would not seem too small for his body.

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(living large) He was our largest  President weighing 332 at his peak.  He once got stuck in the bathtub.

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This President proposed to his wife on the night they met while performing in a play called "The Dark Tower". "I thought he was nuts she said of the proposal".  She finally accepted the proposal 2 years later. 

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President really enjoyed playing practical 

This This President also proposed to his wife on the night they might.  She accepted 7 weeks later. 

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This President liked to 

This President did not like his own looks.  He thought he had a "girl mouth"

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play practical jokes 

The White House staff referred to This President's wife as "her satanic majesty" and "hellcat". 

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This President enjoyed 

He was the first  President to hire someone whose primary job it was to write jokes. 

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The White House staff referred 

The White House staff referred to this President as "The Grim Presence" 

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playing practical 

This President said "I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can.  Only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, it's stupidity". 

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This President liked 

When this President visited the Pope in Rome the Pope gave him a valuable painting that was 600 years old.  The President gave the Pope a picture of the President". (You shouldn't have.  Really)

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to do practical 

This President said to his daughter to remember to wear your bonnet in the sun, because if you don't "It will make you very ugly and then we should not love you so much".  (what about unconditional love)

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This President liked to do 

The President never attended a day of school in his life; he also sewed his own clothes as he was a skilled tailor.

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practical jokes like relocating outhouses 

This President's downfall began when agents of his appropriately titled "CREEP ORGANIZATION' (committee to reelect the President) were arrested for burglarizing his opponents headquarters. He said of the event "When the President does it, that means it is not illegal".  

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